--the girl with KALEIDOSCOPE eyes--

Voice Post

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:48:45 GMT

Voice Post

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:41:13 GMT

[this is the

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:24:11 GMT

GUYS, I MOVED.

mammaria

add me, k? or add me back, lol;;;

SORRY FOR THE RANDOM. :'D
also i feel much better~! lfkjasjd sorry. :'D

[WHAT] 015 i forget i number this things sometimes OH WELL >:|

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:01:16 GMT

Ms. lovely telecast lore did this and it was decided that I HAD TO AS WELL, so here we go! (someone help me get this ADD under control please lfsaklsd).

list ten things that make you happy:

twitter satisfies my spamming urges, to a degree. >:|
AHAHAHAHAH~~ lololol never gonna give you up, penis, butt, tee hee, LB peeps you all rock also every single person in my friends' list. >:|
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE >:|
DISNEY~*~*~!!! particularly Hercules~~~ 8D >:|
SINGIIIING IN THE RAAAIN~~ I'M SINGIIING IN THE RAAAIN~~ music, & singing it loudly; QUEEN, ESPECIALLY. ♥ I LOVE IT, so very much eeee~~ >:|
random youtube videos-- what. they're funny. also dub piece. >:|
cartoons & anime & manga & stuff, i am lazy forget yooou. >:|
laying toasty & warm on my comfortable bed. >:|
smiles & laughter & the happiness of others. also babies, when they're not being gross;; kittens & puppies, too~! >:|
your mom & AIDS-- AHAHA SHUT UP. :'D >:|

i know i totally messed this up, rofl WHERE DID THE NICE & WARM FEELINGS GO but i am typing with one hand because i am cold so i decided to eat a frozen popsicle. >:) THE WAY I SEE IT if i'm already cold on the outside, i might as well be cold on the inside, too! ALSO I PUT ON A JACKET i am now content. :)

i would do that survey ari sei_kou_ki mcbeefcake-san just did, but FUCK IT'S TOO FUCKING LONG. ;_; also i am in some of her answers so LOL, CLOSE ENOUGH;;; :'D but i might still do it later.

I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ON MY FLIST to do this meme because thinking about happy things makes you happy inside. As opposed to dying a little inside-- okay, shutting up now. ☺

wai not;;;

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:18:52 GMT

► END OF SUMMER FRIENDING MEME

lol wtf I AM SO SEME;;;

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 08:47:38 GMT

The SEME or UKE Quiz
created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as The Homicidal SEME

You are the truly highest level of SEME as well as the most dangerous and sadistic. You love to force others to do your bidding and have absolutely no clue what others mean by 'feeling sorry'. You like the dark, evil, and heartless but nothings fun if you don't get to break it. You will not tolerate others pushing you around and an easy word for your personality is bossy. You could skip the romance and get right to the bed if you wanted to but then again you never even need the romantic-hoo-ha and that's why you're matched with he Devilish UKE. All UKE fear you in some way but that's jut how you like it. You could never befriend anyone that your little Devil-UKE didn't show you to which means the only SEME you would get along with would be the Breaker SEME. It has been established that you are the kinkiest kink in all of kink-town but one thing you really love is to make your partner beg and to punish them. Don't be afraid, be insane.

The Homicidal SEME

90%

The Devilish UKE

85%

The Breaker SEME

80%

The Optimistic UKE

70%

The Gentle SEME

55%

The Sorrowful UKE

25%

edit: lol, i can't stop staring at this thing--
POPPING BACK IN-- from my ipod, how do you like that-- i have a twitter! :'D here! Feel free to add me and what not! I like how quickly i can spam it, lol;; also, i think i got grounded for a day.

huh;;; oka

saaaave iiiiit

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:45:31 GMT

THANK YOU!!!

y-you guys are so awesome-- ANYONE WHO CLICKED ON IT IS TOO AWESOME. MY BABY, IT HAS BEEN SAVED. flkasjd thank thank thank you,eeee~! 8D now it has 6.99 days left to mature before it dies, lol BUT THAT'S PLENTY~~ c-click on it, though~? *A*

while you're at it, mind clickin' on my other ones too~? :D;;

YES, I GOT MORE EGGS. ;;; I can't stop, I LOVE 'EM ALL EQUALLY THOUGH~ ♥ OH, MY OTHER ONES MATURED! 8D WANNA SEE?

That's-- in order from left to right-- Gaf, Hahii, Topping, and Marty!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CLICKING ON THEM. MY BABIES ARE ALL GROWN UP. ;_; LEAVING THEIR MAMA & STUFF. GOING OFF TO DRAGON COLLEGE-- well, it's okay, i have more babies now. ♥ I WANT MY OWN FOOTBALL TEAM OF DRAGONS, HELLZYEAH! >D

also, in other unrelated news, THIS.
I cannot stop staring for the life of me. WELL, i couldn't stop staring, but after a while I started feeling bad for the monster thing and couldn't see it without feeling SAD, SOB-- but yeah. wtf. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

That's all, folks! ☺

edit: because I felt like a selfish biaaatch--
CLICK HERE!!!

SAVE ALL OF OUR BABIES~ pleeeeease? /EXTREME!puppy eyes of DOOM!™
THANK YOU ALL~! LOVE YOOOOU~ ♥
also i edited this thing like a MILLION times ahahah;;; oops lol;;;

[mememememememe!ari is a bully]

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:18:44 GMT

PLEASE 2 B READIN' THAT TITLE, PLZKTHX. :| :| :||||||| :| :|

THE CHARACTER RATING MEME

[WHAT] 014

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:36:37 GMT

HOW THE HELL

DID I MISS

THAT

EARTHQUAKE?

I LIVE IN EFFIN' SO-CAL, WTF. WTFFF DID I SLEEP THROUGH IT.

WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAT.

[WHAT] 013

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:55:22 GMT

FLIST. THIS IS US.

EDIT:
jiao_chan: IN BEFORE "your tastes are limited"
cory1313: there are ppl with much more limited music tastes than me
jiao_chan: OH LOOK I WON
it does not matter
cory1313: wtf
jiao_chan: 8D
cory1313: this is not a game
jiao_chan: you lost it
:|
the game
cory1313: the game
it does not exist
jiao_chan: o, wait you wouldn't get it---
NEVERMIND
o shit, you made me lose it
FUCK YOOOOU
brb quoting this conversation
LOL
cory1313: LMAO

[sleepless ramblings of the cutest butt around] 008

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:20:24 GMT

OKAY, SO MARIA GOT NO SLEEP and she is a very cranky girl, so cranky that she kinda said a VERY BAD WORD at her mommy dearest and that's not good. BAD MARIA, BAD. The only thing that saved her was that she said it while brushing her teeth, which kind of MUFFLED her words. (oops lol;;;) HER MOM STILL KIND OF shrieked and went "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME", but gave her the benefit of the doubt so all is buena. Phew~

(IN ADDITION TO ALL THAT, MARIA REVERTS TO A FIVE YEAR OLD MIND SET-- as opposed to the usual ten year old mind set-- WHEN SHE GETS NO SLEEP AND LIKES TO SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON. Who knew?)

Uuuuh, I'm going to San Diego in a couple of minutes or so, just because Momma decided so yesterday night, and I MIGHT swing by Comic Con and stuff. I am still skeptical whether or not this will really occur, but if it does it'll be like "cool". If it doesn't, I might cry-- MARIA IS UNSURE AS TO HOW SHE'LL REACT, AS SHE IS NOT FUNCTIONING PROPERLY AT THE MOMENT goddamnit. SHE ALSO THINKS THIS IS ALL KINDA FUNNY, AHAHAHA;;;;

One thing's for sure: I AM STUFFING MY FACE AT BENIHANA'S TONIGHT (but I'll be thinking about its dead founder, orz) AND GETTING ME A MIC, Y'ALL. FOR REAL THIS TIME seriously, wtf. Stupid Amazon is stupid and I have no patience for stupid Amazonian INTERWEBS lol what. ALSO! I will welcome the people that need welcoming in another post, because you deserve A PROPER WELCOME GUYS, I AM SO LATE I AM HORRIBLE I AM SORRY~~ /wails /drama queen

For now, I leave you with this to entertain yourselves: (stolen from sei_kou_ki, buh)
Comment anonymously saying:
something that you like about me.
something that you dislike about me.
one thing that you don't think i see about myself.
word, quote, or lyric that reminds you of me.
something you wish you could say but haven't (either about me or someone else)---LET IT OUT. ♥
a character you associate me with.

COPY pasta bu-ddaaaays~~ also also mom is annoying and THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO TELL ME STUFF YOU WANT TO TELL ME-- wow, i am perfect and total sense. Worship me. AHAHAH I AM SO FALLING ASLEEP IN THE CAR AND JUNK, okay bai bai, love you alls~ i talk funny when i am sleep deprived huh, ALSO MORE SHAMELESS THAN USUAL okay, shuttin' up now. 8D

[WHAT] 013

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:22:02 GMT

SHOW THEM

LOVE, F-LIST.

CLICK THEM.

OR THEY'LL DIE,

DON'T LET MY

BABIES DIE.

edit: THEY GREW UP! 8'D thank you all so much~ ♥

[THIS IS A REMINDER FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD CHIHUAHUA]

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:29:26 GMT

cory1313

DO YOUR

HMWK.

CORINNA:

DO YOUR

HOMEWORK

RIGHT NOW.
That is all.

[WHAT] 011

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:24:47 GMT

omg i am so tired
don't ask me WHY i am still awake, ahaha
no, seriously, I have NO IDEA why

ANYWAY, uuuuh, I kept my word and started that intro post thing I mentioned!!! IT IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BUT---

leave me a testimonial. it can say anything or everything, and i'll put it up there.

Ahaha, if you want? BE KIND PLEEEEASE, though-- or not, ahah, actually all I want is honesty. :'D ~~also, i am lazy and i figure that will take up space in there, lolol~~ ALSO! because I really wanna know what you guys have to say about me, lol 8D;;

SO YEAH, here it is!

My GOD, why do I love BLINDING colors-- also, you should know I am proud I understood enough of html to edit that thing to the point that it's something completely different and totally my style, AJAJAJ. WHY SO PETTI;;; <-- I KNOW, IDC, STFUUUU~ ♥♥♥

omg i think i need to pass out. DUUURRR, G'NITE! --MORNING! --WHATEVER! 8D have a good one, flist.

[WHAT] 010

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:09:29 GMT

THE POKEMON MEME!

[WHAT] 009

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:32:45 GMT

THEONE

HIJACKING THAT PLACE, FUCK YEAH.

[translation: being a creepy mofo]

CHECK IT, CHECK IT, CHECK IT OUT YOOOO~

[this post has no meaning at all]

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:12:26 GMT

JUST ADDED SOME THINGS TO MY PROFILE. BECAUSE, it was kinda blah, ahahah.

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO GET A NOSE RING. ~~and possibly a tattoo OHGODWHAT~~

WILL COMMENT ON EVERYONE'S NEW ENTRIES AS SOON AS I GET BAAAAACK

[WHAT] 007

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:55:30 GMT

GUYS, GUYS--

I HIT MYSELF

WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL

HAHAHA MY LIP IS BLEEDING

what faggotry is thiiiiiis

YOU HAD A BAD DAY,

YOU'RE TAKING ONE DOWN

YOU SING A SAD SONG

JUST TO TURN IT AROUND~~~

This is worse than what happened Monday~ At least Monday was kind of funny and inspiring, if still very AAAUGH I AM MELTIIIING, but-- AHAHA THE REMOTE JUST BITCH-SLAPPED ME. THAT IS THE ICING ON MY SHITCAKE--

lololol what a fag lolol

lkfjkldsj AHAHAH GUYS. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAD SONG?! I need musiiiic~~~ ♥

WILL MAKE A MORE COHERENT POST LATER TO WELCOME THE NEW ADDITIONS TO MY FLIST lfajsdk i am late and grounded and AHAHAHA;;; 8D s-sorry.

/FAILGAME.

[WHAT] 006

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:01:52 GMT

Created by OnePlusYou

I BEAT JILL

BY A LANDSLIDE!

AHAHAH!

ricordi LOST.

243 TIMES IN

30 SECONDS > 213

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

----Sincerely,
"MARIA YOU CRACKHEADDDD" (as said by Jill)

[what.]003

Fri, 23 May 2008 00:10:50 GMT

grad nite!!!!
brb, having fun in disneeeeeeylaaaand~~~~ :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!

Thu, 22 May 2008 05:29:38 GMT

MY BROTHER

JUST

GOT

RICKROLLED.

AHHAHAHAHAHAH, P-PROBABLY A TEMPORARY POST, COULDN'T RESIST, AHAHAHAHA--- s-sorry. :'D

B-brb, DYING OF LAUGHTER.

[oh god, WHAT THE-- random.] 001

Thu, 15 May 2008 17:49:07 GMT

My innocence-- it's GONE. ;A; WTFWTFWTFWTFOMGWTF. I APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND FOR ANY TRAUMA THIS MIGHT INDUCE.
Also: ....AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, SICK. :'D L-lol, I'll never look at Mario the same way again, BWAHAHAH~~

[NOT REALLY AN ENTRY-- fake like your boobs, AHAH]

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:16:39 GMT

HEY GUYS, CHANGING MY LAYOUT. :D

Not done yet. That is all.

edit: Layout change-- COMPLETE! profile re-vamped, while at it! life is good. :D

Hey mommy, what does 'self-restraint' mean?

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:13:31 GMT

Uuuuurgh for new chapters and inspiration and writing this when I should be writing something else, and why do I procastinate. WHY.

Enjoy. :'D ~~PS: THE FONT HATES ME, IGNORE IT.~~

Title: Time and Us
Author: me
Pairing: Spanner x Tsuna [4827]
Warning: Uuuuh, epic time paradox-- but not really. I dunno, do you call some mentions of loving a warning?
Rating: T due to mentions of sex, but nothing too graphic ~~(I think)~~

In an alternate version of their future, they were allowed to be together.

‘It’s cold’.

That was the first thought that came into Tsuna’s head as he reluctantly opened his eyes.

The second thought was ‘why the hell am I naked? How did my hands get handcuffed to the headboard?’

“Awake already, Vongola 10^th?” a familiar voice both snapped him out of thoughts and answered his questions. Ah, it had to be him. Spanner.

“Let me go, Su Hana—I don’t have time for you today.”

Spanner frowned as he took a particular vengeful suck at his lollipop. “I’ve told you not to call me that, Vongola 10^th”.

“And I’ve told you not to call me ‘Vongola 10^th’, so we’re even. Now let me go before I start making cracks about just how ‘bitter’ your ‘flower’ really is—I already said I don’t have time for this!” Tsuna gave a half-hearted tug at handcuffs binding him. Yep, they weren’t budging any time soon.

“You never have time for anything, Sawada Tsunayoshi-kun,” came the petulant voice of his companion. Oh great, now he’d hurt his feelings. Spanner was impossible to deal with when he didn’t get his way.

Tsuna contemplated his situation in silence for a few moments before he heaved a large sigh. “Fine, how about we make a deal? Let me go to my meeting and I promise to spend the rest of the day with you. What do you say?”

Spanner got a shrewd look in his eyes. “The rest of the day, you say?”

“From as soon as I get out of that meeting to midnight.”

A tremble went through the mechanic’s frame as his face gained a flushed complexion and his eyes glinted madly. “And we’ll be able to… perfect the X-burner?”

Tsuna was confused. “Huh? What are you talking about, we perfected that a long time ago—Oh.” Blush. “Oh.” The young Mafia boss gave an uncomfortable cough. “S-sure, why not.”

With a click the handcuffs were released, and a brief exchange of clothes and kisses later, Tsuna was on his way to his appointment. “It’s a deal,” Spanner had purred.

Tsuna hoped Dino-san didn’t mind if their meeting was shorter than usual that day.

In their current chaotic version of the future, Spanner refused to give a damn about what was allowed or not.

It was hot.

Heat flowed all over him, taking over from the body on top of his, the hands caressing him, and the tongue plunging into his mouth. The only reprieve his body had was the coldness of the handcuffs on his wrists contrasted it all in such a delightfully sinful way that left him shivering. It wasn’t right.

“S-spanner-san, no—stop it. Stop it! W-why are you—you said you wanted to w-work on the X-burner!” The boy’s breath hitched, and a whimper followed. The assault on his neck was making it hard to think.

Spanner looked up from laying his mark on the frail-looking boy’s delicious skin. Even now his daintiness was proving to be too much for him to handle. “I also said I was interested in the Vongola 10^th, didn’t I?” he panted, and gave a particular vicious nip at the boy’s skin while grounding his hips against his, proving to him just how much this statement was true. The boy cried out. “You’re not exactly helping, Tsunayoshi-kun.”

“B-but… you’re the enemy! And I—A-and you—“ Tsuna was silenced by a pair of lips.

“I couldn’t care less,” he desperately hissed and positioned himself. “This is all in the name of science—you wouldn’t want to interrupt science now, would you?”

He thrusted.

There was no stopping science.

And because of the epic FAIL that is the shortness of that DRABBLE (short fic is short), I present to you some crack. In the form of MukuHana. That's right, you didn't hear wrong-- MUKUHANA.

Title:
Author: Me
Pairing: MukuHana, if you can believe that. Mentions of Tsuna x Kyoko
Warning: None, really-- the pairing is enough, i think. Ahahah, just a what-if fic... crack.
Rating: I'm thinking PG-13, because of language, if only.

The only reason Hana is attending some sort of mafia conference thing with Kyoko was because she and Tsuna recently got together and she (Kyoko) wanted to experience the kind of life he had-- or something stupid like that which Hana REALLY doesn't approve of, but lets her do as she wishes because she's her best friend, after all. Like HELL is she letting her go alone, though.
So Hana's there, sitting pretty (because it's what she does best) and being BORED as HELL (because there's nothing but monkeys in there-- even that one good-looking guy from before is acting like a complete retard). She wonders if she'll ever meet someone not completely simian-like.

Then she hears a voice next to her--

Asking the very cliché "So, having a good time?" except this voice adds a "kufufufu" at the end of it.

So she turns to scowl at this mind and give him a piece of her mind-- "Do I look like I'm having a GOOD TIME?!"-- when she sees the HOTTEST guy she'd ever had the pleasure of laying her eyes on.

And ends up saying "Do I look like I'm having a good time?", because even though he's very attractive and she managed to curve her bluntness a bit, Hana's still and will always be Hana.

To her absolute relief, however, he just smiles (which makes her melt on the inside) and turns to look at his companions making fools of themselves. "Yes, I figured you weren't. Your expression was delightfully telling, after all." Smile-- and Hana finds herself blushing because what, this gorgeous stranger saw her making ugly faces at these idiots, and oh god, why can't she control herself a bit more, and fuck 'em, fuck 'em all, it's all their fault for being moronic.

But she controls herself and just says, "Well, can you blame me?" instead, because she really likes talking with this person and the whole situation is oddly romantic, like something cheesy novels are made of, but she suspects he knows what she's thinking anyway because his smile takes on an amused twist. An amused twist that's REALLY very aggravating, she'd like to let him know, and she suspects he knows that as well because his smile only grows bigger.

She might just forgive him for that anyway, however, because then he stretches his hand out to her and asks "why not get lost with me for the night, then?" And though Hana senses he might have some ulterior motive to his request-- something like annoying someone or causing mischief or something -- she takes his hand, anyway. After all, if this-- this-- whatever this was had some consequences, she didn't give a shit about them. Who doesn't like a little chaos? So she smiles and says, "I'm Hana. Who are you, oh stranger who seeks to steal me away?"

A somewhat sinister but still very provocative smile was her answer. "Mukuro. The name's Mukuro."

A grin. "Very well, Mukuro. Let’s get the hell out of here."

At the end of the day, Hana is still Hana-- and she couldn't be happier.

Holy shit, I wrote fanfiction--- FUNNY PORN ATTEMPT?!

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:22:15 GMT

Uuuuh, for sei_kou_ki because she inspired me to WRITE, wtf, ILU let's run away to Mexico~ AHAHAH, I JUST VOMITED THIS SO DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING GREAT, GUYS. ;A;

Title:
Author: Me. ~~is that a good thing? D:~~

Characters: Lambo/I-pin ~~(but really, it's I-pin/Lambo)~~, rest of the Vongola Family~
Rating: ...it mentions SMEX? EXTREME MAKING OUT?! Not for the kiddies, I guess, but I'll make it PG-13. :D;;
Warning: AHAH, probably made them OOC, yeah-- also, Vongola Family. (Because that should totally be a warning)

Enjoy~! <3

[In Which Desperate Lambo is DESPERATE]

edited on 04/14/08 because I suck? idk it was bugging me :'D